She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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