yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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