Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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