What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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