Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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