Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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