A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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