Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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