Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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