walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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