My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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