So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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