belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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