My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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