so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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