Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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