I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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