if i can run in heels then i can drive
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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