I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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