I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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