I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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