Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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