I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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