Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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