Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's official drugs can't kill me
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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