my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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