Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was like eating out sand paper
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I want to be your penis for a week.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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