I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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