Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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