oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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