Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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