Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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