Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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