sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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