dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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