i don't like sucking hair
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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