I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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