shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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