Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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