If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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