im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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