thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Randomize
