Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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