so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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