How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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