He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well you can't waste a boner
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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