Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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