he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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