I want to stick my p in your. b.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i need some magic done to my vagina
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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