Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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