That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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